Just for the record, I actually have no idea what this mystery box is called. Shamrock Mystery box seemed appropriate... or we could go for St. Patrick's mystery box... Or maybe the lean green mystery box?
And why is it, whenever I have chocolate milk, I have to fight my kitten for it?
Anyhow, onward to the mystery box I had forgotten I had gotten, most likely because I like retail therapy when I'm stressed.
What is
Julep? Julep is a monthly nailpolish/makeup subscription box that sends you nailpolish and makeup based on your profile. Different profiles get different things, and your result is based on a quiz you take. However, you're not forced to stay the same profile for the entire time you belong. You can change up your style every month during the monthly selection window. Or you can upgrade and add different stuff onto your initial order. It's $19.99 a month [more if you upgrade], and they have super speedy shipping. Most likely you will get your month's box before the previous month ends.
Occasionally, almost every month,
Julep has special mystery boxes. They usually have a special color or two that you can ONLY get with that mystery box, and the rest of the products are surprises. Usually old colors being recycled.
Personally I love
Julep because it's made my nailpolish collection huge, and their nailpolish doesn't stain my nails like the cheap stuff does.
I like box boxes... Last box I got, was so tiny, and had NOTHING in it, that I swore I was going to swear off mystery boxes... It's was the Cupid Mystery Box back in February. But apparently, I don't listen to myself.
And... TWO BOXES ARE WAY BETTER THAN ONE.
Inside glance at Box 1, the smaller box, which I think was my 10 dollar mystery add on.
Forget Me Not Seeds, recycled from last year, worth about $1.50. I've been buying a lot of seeds lately. I'm determined to attempt to garden, even I didn't inherit my dad's green thumb, I have more like a brown thumb. So, honestly, I was happy to see more seeds that I can experiment with in my box.
from L to R: Rose, Grace, & Sienna, each worth $7.99 based on "Maven Pricing", rounding it up to 8... Multiply 8 x 3, you get 24. So these three polishes are worth $24.00. way more then the ten bucks I paid for the add-on, and more expensive than the initial mystery box itself which was $19.99.
I was really hoping
Rose would be
"Evie", which is a color that I am obsessed with, and may just buy it, on my own. They're similar enough. Rose is basically neon pink with a red tinge, and totally something I can see Rose from Doctor Who, wearing, although I know that's just coincidence. It's a very bright color. I would wear it. It's very much a summer toenail color to me.
Grace is probably the perfect base color for a french manicure... if I ever gave myself a french manicure, which I'm sure I won't. It's an extremely pale pink whitish color. A little too nude and boring for me.
Sienna is a bright silver color that's like the color of tinfoil.
Inside the bigger box.
From L to R: Tatiana & Aislinn
These would've been the PERFECT St. Patty's Day combo, had they actually gotten here by St. Patty's Day. Now that I really go out and celebrate that holiday... Green beer gets rather old after so many years.
Tatiana is an orange gold color. It's a very pretty autumn color. It reminds me of the leaves changing on the East Coast. I miss the East Coast. Damn you Texas and your lack of fall.
Aislinn was the exclusive color to the box I ordered. It's black with bright green glitter. It's very Elphaba and Wicked to me, which is why I chose it over the other choices.
Together, those two colors are worth $16.00 with Maven Prices.
Mint Condition Pedi Creme, worth $16.00
I was bored. My feet are barefoot. I have carpet, who needs shoes or socks, when you have carpet? I put some on. It made my feet nice and smooth. It wasn't really refreshing, which is what I'd think a mint creme would do, but it did make my feet nice and smooth. It'd probably be great for a foot massage.
Julep Neon Dips are a product I have never seen before. I can't even find it on their website, which makes me think, it was just lying in a corner somewhere, gathering dust, and then they decided to mail it to me.
I can't even find it anywhere on the internet. Let's assume it's worth $10.00, which may be over or under estimating the price.
Basically, you paint your nails with the clear stuff, dip it into the neon stuff, which are different shades of neon pink and neon orange, and use the little brush to clean up your nails.
It's totally NOT my thing. It may wind up in a mystery package to somebody.
from L to R: Tracy, Kennedy, & Jennifer.
I have Tracy, I got her in a Halloween box. I love that color. It's like stars in a midnight sky. I didn't really need a double, but at least it's a color I like.
Kennedy is fucking ugly. It reminds me of old lady khaki pants, ugh.
Jennifer looks exactly like Grace, except maybe a slight bit creamier, when I put them side by side.
All three worth $24.00 together.
Not a fan of any of them really, except for Tracy.
Total Value: $91.50, which is WELL over what I initially paid. I'm mostly happy with this box. There are some colors I can do without. But there was only one double, out of all the polishes I got, which is pretty good.
Anyhow, I am a
Julep fan, and they're one of the boxes that I've had the longest subscription to, and I don't see myself giving them up anytime soon.
If you're a nailpolish junkie like me, check them out.